I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

1. a) JOE! I've missed you and your elfin ears and your weird pauses. I'm also still digging the wisps of grey in your sideburns. Please do me continue to appear on TV shows where I can pretend I'm Rodney McKay and you are doing me.

b) It must be written into his contract that he can only play characters that have daddy issues.

c) His hair is wondrous and can even withstand the ravages of supernatural fire.

2. Saul Rubinek. What a great character actor. I've always enjoyed his performances in whatever shows I've seen him in.

3. I misheard JFlan's character's name as 'Jeffery Beaver.' This is very amusing and important and probably should have been number one on the list.

4. a) I can't remember what number four is. Let's pretend it's that I liked the lead actress's pink top.

b) Or it could be me wondering, 'Since when do people with badges kill bad guys with an arrow in the chest?'